As if! I don't leave my breakfast for anything so she came in and took my jug (with breakfast in it) and put it up on the counter and made me come look.
Once I had finished breakfast I was able to focus a little better... WTF? That is a big bird! I am not sure what she expects me to do about it though. She told me that I was supposed to be woofeling to guard the Moose Lodge from trespassers. I tried but the bird did not seem too worried about me. So I gave up and demanded to be compensated for my services!
Moose! Very poor showing in the guard dog department I must say. What if that bird was trying to take over your estate? You labs. All about the food. Sigh.
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Mango
It's ALWAYS about the COOKIES! pullease.. Gimme gimme gimme, right Moose?!!
ReplyDeleteTULA
I'm with you Moose. One must have proper nutrition in order to take on a mutant canary!!! I'm just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteI will be kind - unlike the others - and not mention the khookie thingie
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Oh Moose,
ReplyDeleteYou're a lover (of cookies) not a fighter!
Yeah, um. I don't leave my food for ANYTHING. The house could be burning down, or someone could have fallen down a well or something, and I'd wait until I was done eating before I alerted anyone. I'm just sayin'. So you are totally in the right. And what was your Mom thinking? Cookies or defending the homefront? Duh. The cookies win every time!
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-Fiona
Moose
ReplyDeleteThat thing is crazy. If it shows up at our door we are going to scream for you. Becareful of the Pee bird.
Benny & Lily
hello moose its dennis the vizsla dog hay oh no not that crazy bloo bird agin!!! i hav herd that they yell help help help is that troo??? and if so wot ar they so wurreed abowt??? ok bye
ReplyDeleteThat is just plain odd, a peacock in your yard! Of course, you didn't know exactly what was expected of you...
ReplyDeleteI think maybe it's a cat in disguise trying to see what you will do!
ReplyDeleteIt's about time you catch that thing and make it your own!
ReplyDeletemmmm wonder what is tastes like
ReplyDeleteteehee
pibble sugars
the houston pibble pack
guero, coco chanel, brinks, bella and lucky
Moose, listen to me! You're a wonderful guard dog and not terrible at all. What's wrong with wanting our cookies? I would trust you with my life!
ReplyDeleteTwink!
Food = sustainance
ReplyDeleteSustainance is required as scaring this "thing" away might take awhile
Koda
I find barking helps
My GOODNESS, Moose! How could you not go totally BONKERS to have a HUGE bird on your property?! We would have driven Mom nuts until she let us out the door! She says that she LIKES those big birds and wouldn't let us out, but if ALL of us insisted, I'll bet she'd give in! OC and The Corgi Country Crew
ReplyDeleteSeriously, the bird is back? The hoomans must be feeding it.
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I bet you'd be more excited if you were on the same side of the door as the peacock!! Bet it would just taste like chicken, though...
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Brutus the Frenchie
We are confused. Moose seems to think he can get a cookie when he barks??? We get told to be quiet when we do that - what's up?? C'mon Moose, you have to get that bird out of there - need some help?
ReplyDeleteWoos, Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
This time Moose saw it!
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Oh Moose - I don't blame you. Who can think about stupid trespassers when there are more important things like breakfast to deal with first?! I'm like you - whenever I've got my face in a bowl, I might give a half-hearted woof with my mouth full but then I get back to the important business and Ali BaBa and the 40 thieves could come in and loot the house for all I care! :-)
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Honey the Great Dane