Regular readers will recall how I was tortured this past halloween and
dressed up as a cow. Although I was not excited about this costume it was still MY costume.
You can imagine my horror when I looked on Momma's phone and saw that Mapquest is using my likeness as a map icon! WTF? I think this might be some kind of copyright infringement, intellectual property use, identity theft or something??? I am pretty sure I should be compensated some how! You know like royalties or something?
Are there any attorneys out there who would like to take on this case? Momma said it would have to be pro bono which I think means you will be paid in milk bones. Sounds like a sweet job to me! Any takers? On be half of dog cows and hand dogs everywhere... Please?
UPDATE: A
Hollywood director has spotted my raw talent in portraying the complex character of a cow and scooped me up to possibly appear in
his upcoming film! Check it out! I might not make it all the way out west in time for the filming though, you will have to stay tuned for
the premier!
Oh Moose...BOl...my momma keeps laughing
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
I'd milk it fur what it's worth...
ReplyDeleteMaybe even until they khome home!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
I am so sorry -- I can't stop smiling....you are too cute!
ReplyDeleteWell, we can always use some cattle for the movie! :)
ReplyDeleteYou would get your own credit!
Cattle ................. Moose
What do you think? :)
Yes - I think you have a legitimate case. I'm not an attorney, but I watch them on TV. For enough milk bones (at least 2), I would be more than happy to represent you.
ReplyDeleteHey Moooooo-se,
ReplyDeleteWe're sure Jack will find a "spot" for you in the film...
Practice your lines: "Moooo, moooo!"
Licks and sniffs,
Zack, Sassy and Buddy
ooooooooooh
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El'bow & Hauwii
Moose... Moose... Moose. What ever will we do with you...!
ReplyDeleteGreat costume, not sure about the udders tho, they are a bit weird.
But sad to say its a very striking look for you
Looking forward to seeing your part in Westward Ho!
Koda
Moose! That is totally unacceptable. Labradors are majestic dogs who should not be humiliated like that. I believe you should focus your ire on your evil mom who put you in this awkward position in the first place.
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Dexter
Hey Moose all you need now are some of these grrreat Cows Milky thingys. Can't have mine though.
ReplyDeletePaying your attorney with MILKbones... how funny!! or should I say PUNNY. hehehe
Wooos Mooose,or should I say Moooo Moose? can I have some milk please?
ReplyDelete~husky kisses~
-Kira The BeaWootiful
I hate to tell you, but your gona have to split the cowdog royalties with me. I am also a cow dog!
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milk bones
ReplyDeletetee hee hee hee
mommish tinks you are most cuteness wiff you costume
pibble wiggles
the pittie pack
hello moose its dennis the vizsla dog hay cool!!! wil yoo git to jump over the moon??? ok bye
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous! Now let's hear about your retirement plans. ;)
ReplyDeleteMoose,
ReplyDeleteI am seeing your costume for the first time and I think you look ummmm.... great.
Anyhoo, MapQuest has some nerve using your likeness without permission, shame on them!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Oh Moose - hate to say it, but you sure play a great cow! No wonder you've been snatched up by Holliewood! Look forward to the movie too (wink wink!)
ReplyDeleteHugs xo
Sammie
We think you have a real "beef" and need the best attorney at claw that milk bones can buy.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, Moose... Someone needs to explain the difference between a "Moose suit" and a "cow suit" to your Mom.
ReplyDeleteDo you really WANT people to see you looking like that all over the world? I'm just sayin... BG
Hi Moose! Haven't heard from you in ages - hope you're OK?
ReplyDeleteI saw this post last week and didn't get a chance to comment - I was doing to say - I can't believe your human even found a costume like that! I mean - who makes them? They should be locked up!!
Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane
WTF is a dogcow anyway? is it for reals? like seriously. i have no idea what it is. Besides, you're a moose in a lab suit wearing a cow outfit. so you're not really a dogcow. right? you're so much more complex than that!
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