Have you heard?

Word on the street is that the Relentlessly Huge Mango maintains a bachelor's quarters here in south florida! I did not believe it until I saw him baking in the sun the other day in front of his seedy place! Now I assumed there must be an innocent explanation, perhaps he was starting a Hotel for Dogs after his recent screening and review of the film.

However, later I happened by and found him out front obviously trolling for mastiff gals with his irresistible Mango Man look! I wonder if DOH knows about this?



UPDATE! This just in... Randi has reminded me that last June her peoples discovered he was moonlighting in Naworlins! I wonder where else he hangs out?!