Baddest In Show

I was truly honored to have been chosen as the Baddest Dog, I had some serious competition in that category! Some of you did not believe I was truly a bad sport but I say that just shows I have mastered the art of Badness! I find that badness must be tempered by what looks like remorse along with a good dose of cuteness, otherwise you end up a homeless doggie. I ended up homeless once already in my life and don't want that to happen again (though I swear every homeless labbie seems to end up at the Mooselodge anyways)! For my Best in Show Entry I am submitting the photo below as a prime example. I bet you will look at it and immediately think what a cute and handsome labradog who is looking inexplicably contrite. I bet only a few of you looked at this and immediately thought "I bet he just stole one of those stuffies from a poor homeless doggie who has probably never had stuffies and even though his momma got one for each of them I bet that Moose is gonna shred it to bits right in front of the homeless doggie". Probably only the other 19 bad sport doggies saw it that way! This shows my mastery of 'Badness' and why I deserve to win Best Baddest in Show! May the Baddest Doggie Win!