Drugs are for Losers Winners!

Have you heard? I am the baddest of all the bad doggies! Or, wait... am I the goodest of the bad dogs? That seems like an oxymoron... Whatever.  I Won!!! I am the first place winner of the Bad Sports Category over at MangoMinster 2011!

From what I can gather my win seems to have resulted from my solid back ground of raiding the pantry...

...and my general kleptomania habits.  

But my drug binge just prior to the contest is what pushed me to the front of the pack! I say that the message here is that crime does pay and that drugs are always the solution and never a problem!

Momma says this is a terrible message and reminds me that I very nearly had to spend the night ALONE in the hospital and had to chug a charcoal smoothie as a result of my drug abuse. Plus, and I was not aware of this until now, but the nearly $250 vet bill is being deducted from my toy allowance and meat budget! Still, I have no regrets! I am the Baddest Moose in the Whole D@mn Town!

I would like to thank my momma for her generally lax house keeping habits that made all of this possible. I would also like to thank the Honorable Judge Fiona for having the wisdom to recognize pure badness but also the strength of character to vote for me in the face of what will surely be some raised eyebrows, particularly from the judicial ethics committee! As bad as I am I think it is clear that she could never be intimidated by the likes of me.
Plus did you see that she added an honorable mention category (won by my Pal Brutus) and the prize is a donation to Paws and Stripes, a most honorable cause that I had never heard of before now! Check it out!
Congrats to Ambrose and Pepsi-no for their wins too! Some totally fuzzy guy named Fudge won readers choice (Congrats Fudge!) but I would like to thank my pals who supported me there too!
Be sure to go vote for Kittehs and Crackerdogs next!