This torture device works by attaching it to the sucker thing that we already have and adding gadgets to other gadgets is even more irresistible to Momma! Oh Help! I am pretty sure this violates the Geneva convention or something...
I am already preparing my response and it looks something like this:
Now that is a face worth $69.99 for sure!
Personally I think the old way worked just fine!
If you ask me she should use the money to buy me a new bed instead. Phoebe peed on mine... twice! WTF?
Ahhhh poor Moose!! Yes, you NEED a new bed, then for sure, don't you?? It's a far better way to spend money, than on some grooming contraption, I'm sure!! The Crew are crossing fingers for you that your momma get you a brand new Phoebe proof bed instead!
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Moose, Stumpy would make the exact same face if I went near her with a gadget like that! If she buys you a bed she should have enough left over to buy some treats, too. Just sayin...
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Stumpy and her hoo-bean
OMD, you poor thing!
ReplyDeleteConvince her to buy you lots of new treats & toys... those are way better than some "gadget" thing.
Al - Rudy's Brother
Laughing my ass off!!!
ReplyDeletePoor baby, we got your back. We are calling the authorities
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Benny & Lily
I think she should use the $ to send you on a vacation trip to Portland. We could rock and pick up poodles!
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Oh YIKES!! That Vacuum Monster is scary enough when it's far away on the OTHER side of the room, attacking the floor - without having something attached to it to make it attack us doggies!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOy. Um. This is why Mom and Dad prefer doggies of the non-shedding variety. But since I don't think your Mom should trade YOU in, I think you should call the ASPCA and have them remove that evil device. Just saying...
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-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus
Poor Moose! Woo is so brave to endure this! I is scared of the big suckie thing that mommy uses on the floors...so I know I could not handle that! Woo don't need no brushes anyways! Woo is da Moose!
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how traumatic!!!
ReplyDeleteI think you deserve extra treats for putting up with that!
Oh we vote for the new bed!!! What a sad state of affairs you are in. Best of luck to you!
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Poor Moose. Phoebe is turning out to be kind of annoying. That pee on the bed is really not cool. As for the new device. Beware. You pointy little head might go right up into it. Your only hope is that the moose bump clogs the apparatus.
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Mango
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!! We hate vacuums of any sort -- big ones, little ones, even brooms that move like vacuums -- so we can only imagine the HORROR!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWirey woofs of consternation!!!
Jake and Just Harry
Aw Moose - You look absolutely adorable in that freak out photo!
ReplyDeleteI hope your ma can cure herself of her GadgetGizmo Addiction before that nasty sucker thing is a part of your grooming routine!
& Yes - you deserve a brand new bed!
POOR MOOSE!
Love & Licks,
Randi
Like we need another reason to bark at the vaccuum!
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OMG, I was just about to write, don't waste your money because the gagets never work as well as the simple come and sweep up or vac up later. i can just see the dog running from the thing anyway...
ReplyDeleteBUT then I just remembered all the dog CRAP i've bought and NEVER used (much to Mr. Wild Dingo's complaints about that), so I'm just as bad as you. do you know i've bought and given away doggie seat belts at least 3x? WTF is wrong with me? do i think they will work? do I think the dogs will eventually not tie themselves up in them like they do time and again? WTF? and sadly that's just ONE example. I won't tell you how many collars we've owned... worse than the # of dansko's i've had to replace. way worse.
Dearest furiend, thank you for a most caring comment on my post about Linguini and the interaction between Proin and Rimadyl. After reading your comment, I had to stop by to explain something: The problems started months after she was on both, it didn't start out that way.
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