A few weeks ago while Momma was at work I finally did it! I cracked the Vittles Vault! My kibbles have been kept in there since I came to live with Momma and I probably could have done it sooner but I picked this day to chew the corner until the seal broke then I lifted the lid and ate as much as I could reach before momma came home. After all that Kibble boy was I thirsty! I drank all of my water for the day.
When momma came home... she felt horrible that I had no water and thought she must have forgotten to fill it up so she gave me water and when I started drinking like crazy that is when she noticed and that is where the video below starts!
Luckily she thinks my little guilty act is too funny to stay mad at me.
After that my kibble had to be hidden away in a cabinet but that meant the stuff in that cabinet had no where to go.
So Momma found a new Vittles Vault that would fit on a shelf that I can't reach (grumbles) or at least it will probably take me another few years to figure out how to break into this one.
Tonight we transferred the kibbles but unlike the usual 'kibble transfer', she didn't spill any and I did not get to eat right out of the vault. Apparently I had already had enough kibbles today what with eating my own dinner and half of Bella's.
Looks pretty secure, huh? Any of you pups out there ever cracked one of these before? I will send you 20% of my take if you tell me how you did it!
On an unrelated matter here is a gratuitous shot of my girlfriend Bella enjoying a Kong! It is not related to the Kibble Heist except that now that she is here I may be able to shift blame for some of my misdeeds. Unfortunately she has a ridiculously angelic face so it won't be easy!
Oh my goodness, Moose - you are the Master!! I can't believe you actually broke into that first vault! I'm speechless! I think that must definitely be from the Lab side of you 'coz the Dane side certainly wouldn't be that clever - or that tenacious! I think us Dane seem to give up on anything that requires a bit of effort - hee! hee! Definitely for me, anyway. It's why I can't be bothered to dig a hole to bury my bones, can be easily fenced in with some brushwood propped up and can be easily disuaded from getting my cookie jar because it is on the OTHER side of the counter...! :-) I guess I'm just not motivated enough to do much! :-)
Golly, Moose, you couldn't frame Bella? You will need to work on your technique. Our vault is inside a drawer. Of course the main vault is in the basement where the Mango never goes.
I think that you need to recruit Bella to make herself useful and help you crake open the new vault. Sheesh! You poor thing, you must be starving.
Woooos Moose!Much impressed! We have not yet cracked the vault yet, and Scampi is a master at breaking open doors with knobs! I am sure he will figure it out, I will send him right down, after all he would love to move further south! ~husky kisses~ -Kira The BeaWootiful PS woo do not have to send him back!
Moose you are a genius! Thing is you are just like me, the guilty face part - Mom gets me every time. As for Bella...well she can probably be persuaded to do some bad things too....
Oh Moose, you gotta work on that guilty look, it certainly gives you away... Bella is beautiful! I'm so happy for her, she found a great furever home! Hugs and belly rubs to you and Bella, Kit
Too bad the food is out of reach now. I understand about being thirsty afterwards. My foster dog Chloe broke out of her kennel the first night she was here and scarfed down an entire bag of very salty potato chips. When I got up the next morning she had finished all of her water and was VERY thirsty. I didn't realize why until I found the pieces of potato chip bag spread across the floor a bit later.
Moose, you are so lucky that your vittles vault was somewhere you could get at it. Ours is in the garage with a tight lid. We will keep our eyes and ears open to see if we can learn of a way to help you with this new safe.
Pretty smart boy, you are! Grammy has OC, Sadie, and me (BG) on diets, while still trying to feed the pups extra since they are still young and run it off so easily. I'm hungry ALL the time, and always looking for ways to get more food. BG From Corgi Country
Furry clever Moose! Auntie Penny's kibbles just stay in their bag and I doesn't know why I has not broke into that. I guess I just hasn't thought of it. I like your new girlfriend. ~lickies, Ludo
Oh, my belly feels full just thinking about all the kibble that you must have eaten. Then drinking all that water? Lucky you didn't just burst! Good idea about shifting the blame - you definitely are goning to have to work into that gradually to make it believable, though :)
Woo might need to enlist some skhwirrels fur that one!
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Khyra
Oh my goodness, Moose - you are the Master!! I can't believe you actually broke into that first vault! I'm speechless! I think that must definitely be from the Lab side of you 'coz the Dane side certainly wouldn't be that clever - or that tenacious! I think us Dane seem to give up on anything that requires a bit of effort - hee! hee! Definitely for me, anyway. It's why I can't be bothered to dig a hole to bury my bones, can be easily fenced in with some brushwood propped up and can be easily disuaded from getting my cookie jar because it is on the OTHER side of the counter...! :-) I guess I'm just not motivated enough to do much! :-)
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Honey the Great Dane
Moose you are a LEGEND!!! I especially enjoyed your "Yawn of boredom" when being interrogated, classic!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Bella knows any Kibble Heisting tricks?
Koda MD
Golly, Moose, you couldn't frame Bella? You will need to work on your technique. Our vault is inside a drawer. Of course the main vault is in the basement where the Mango never goes.
ReplyDeleteI think that you need to recruit Bella to make herself useful and help you crake open the new vault. Sheesh! You poor thing, you must be starving.
That movie! Oh man! You are too transparent.
Slobbers,
Mango
Woooos Moose!Much impressed! We have not yet cracked the vault yet, and Scampi is a master at breaking open doors with knobs! I am sure he will figure it out, I will send him right down, after all he would love to move further south!
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-Kira The BeaWootiful
PS woo do not have to send him back!
We all bow to your skill!!! You should write a How To book!! Sorry that your mom put it beyond your reach.
ReplyDeleteMoose you are a genius! Thing is you are just like me, the guilty face part - Mom gets me every time. As for Bella...well she can probably be persuaded to do some bad things too....
ReplyDeletewhat a skill :D
ReplyDeleteyour a genius but we new that already ;-)
Kissslobbers
El'bow & Hauwii
"He's fleein' the interview! He's fleein' the interview!"
ReplyDeleteGood job Moose! hehehehe
ReplyDeleteYou looked so guilty in that video! You should have tried to put the blame on Bella! hehehe
Oh Moose, you gotta work on that guilty look, it certainly gives you away...
ReplyDeleteBella is beautiful! I'm so happy for her, she found a great furever home!
Hugs and belly rubs to you and Bella,
Kit
Too bad the food is out of reach now. I understand about being thirsty afterwards. My foster dog Chloe broke out of her kennel the first night she was here and scarfed down an entire bag of very salty potato chips. When I got up the next morning she had finished all of her water and was VERY thirsty. I didn't realize why until I found the pieces of potato chip bag spread across the floor a bit later.
ReplyDeleteOh Moose...you can get in to there easy!!! You are an expert right???
ReplyDeleteHappy Munching!
Smileys!
Dory
To think you pigged out on kibble while your poor mom was working to make more kibble for you!!! Shame!!!
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Jake and Just Harry [-- uh, no wait a minute, our mom made us write the above. We think you're pretty cool!!]
Mooses!!
ReplyDeleteShe must think there are a couple of you hanging around! :)
Moose, you are so lucky that your vittles vault was somewhere you could get at it. Ours is in the garage with a tight lid. We will keep our eyes and ears open to see if we can learn of a way to help you with this new safe.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
At my house kitty sister Ellie is the ultimate theif... She stole from the Thanksgiving Turkey - I kid you not.
ReplyDeleteMyself, I am to picky the kibbles could stay in my bowl and I won't really touch them. Momma even leaves me in the car unattended with groceries!
Just keep the comforters away from me, BOL.
woof - Tucker
You took matters into your own paws. Bravo Mooses!
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ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Pretty smart boy, you are! Grammy has OC, Sadie, and me (BG) on diets, while still trying to feed the pups extra since they are still young and run it off so easily. I'm hungry ALL the time, and always looking for ways to get more food. BG From Corgi Country
ReplyDeleteI'm sending you a crowbar, shhhh! :)
ReplyDeleteOh Moose! That video is soooooo incriminating. You need to do a better job acting innocent.
ReplyDeleteMake sure your lawyer doesn't put you on the stand. you won't last one minute before confessing.
i'll bet you didn't want another bite of kibble for a while, huh?
Furry clever Moose!
ReplyDeleteAuntie Penny's kibbles just stay in their bag and I doesn't know why I has not broke into that. I guess I just hasn't thought of it.
I like your new girlfriend.
~lickies, Ludo
Oh, my belly feels full just thinking about all the kibble that you must have eaten. Then drinking all that water? Lucky you didn't just burst! Good idea about shifting the blame - you definitely are goning to have to work into that gradually to make it believable, though :)
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Brutus the Frenchie