So yesterday momma packed up some bags and left with my 'girlfriend' Bella. She said she had to go to work up in Miami and since Bella was limping she was going to take her along so she could got to the vet. Bella was totally faking just so she could go with momma, I know it. One minute she was limping and the next she was fine... yup faking it for sure. So momma took Bella and many bags and left. I knew I was in for a long day! If momma takes many empty bags she will only be gone for a minute and come home with foodables but many full bags means I might as well take a nap. Sigh... Poor me!
She said not to feel bad that she and Bella were not going to have any fun but I checked her camera after she got home and found evidence to the contrary. Here is Bella waiting to see the vet where she was diagnosed with a 'soft tissue injury' which is vet speak for faking it I think! Bella said it was really scary being there because it reminded her of the shelter and she was very worried she was going to be left there. Momma said she cried the whole time. Baby! I am not scared of the vet, there are cookies and people tell you you are handsome there.
Then they went to momma's office. Now I will say I am glad I missed out on that. I do not like that place with all the slippery floors and stairs that sound echo-y every where you turn, so I am ok with missing that!
Then I saw this video of Bella totally showing off with the moving box thing. What is she, some kind of dare devil? Do you see her showing off playing chicken with the sliding wall of doom? She is young and not so smart as me so I guess she just does not know any better!
I was starting to be really glad I stayed home until I saw she got walkies by the water. Momma swore she did not get to swim because she had to stay clean to go meet a lady who might adopt her! I think some of you got the wrong idea from my earlier post. Bella is just staying at the Moose lodge while momma helps her find her furever home. She is a lab rescue doggie just like I was before I met my momma! Now, I happen to think Bella is boring because all she does is snuggle and stare at momma with these adoring eyes but apparently momma says people like that in a doggie and she will find a home in no time!
Momma FINALLY came home like 7 naps later and look what I did between naps... I know I had already chewed my way into that same vittles vault and yes momma had already emptied it but I wanted to make sure it was really empty! I made sure that vault would never hold kibbles again! And I dragged it to the front door too so she would see it right away Hmph! That'll show her for deserting me!
Oh wise one! How I wish I had a nice long snoot like you so I could wrap my jaws around the foodables holder. *sigh*... it's not meant to be for me. Perhaps you could visit our house and tear the lid off mine?
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Oooh, poor Moosie! After all this Bella is only a transient?? Sheesh, the things humans put us through... Changes are afoot here too, so I may be calling you for advice soon!
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Brutus the Frenchie
Oh my goodness, Bella was SO BRAVE in that scary moving box thing!! I had to go in one once and it was horrible! I nearly screamed when she almost got squished by the moving doors! ;-)
ReplyDeleteI do think she is adorable though and hope she finds a loving forever home soon!
Slobbers,
Honey the Great Dane
I think Dexter and Bella would make khwite the khouple!
ReplyDeleteHugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Keep up the good work - but then again, your momma might keep Bella and try to place WOO!
I think Jack was very happy to see Bella ride the elevator. He tried to tell her how good she was doing!!
ReplyDeleteYour mom went away for like 87 years and only left you with a broken, empty foodables box thingy. Shame on her. Yeah, I know she wouldn't really do that. I was just kiddin'. I hope that Bella does find a furever home, then your life can get back to NORMAL.
ReplyDeleteI am glad your mom got home so that you can "punish" oooops I mean love her all up.
Moose! I think your mom is neglecting you for that dumb blond. She is a big dope to mess with the sliding door of doom and a total faker. I think those yellow labradogs are all drama queens. Not brave and stoic like us black labs, right?
ReplyDeleteYou had to eat plastic you were so hungry! You must have thought it was the end of days. My RH brother is all about snuggling too. BORING! I like ACTION!
Kisses,
dexter
Gday TwinMoose!
ReplyDeleteI myself enjoy the vet immensely - it means treats and the handsome comments and peeing on the reception counter! Goodtimes to be had by all!
I think you're right, she was fakey McFaking it alright, from my trained eye, I can tell a wussypants from a mile away!
Shame about the kibbleless treasure chest, an unawarded heist, but a lesson for your Mom nonetheless...
Don't worry, you'll have your Mom all to yourself before you know it! She seems like a sweet girl (apart from the faking shenanigans) and don't think she'll have much trouble finding a furever home!
Your pal Koda
PS my verication code was "yolied"!!
You lied!
Amazing!
It is furry cool you have a foster sibling! She is quite a daring little girl isn't she!
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Mollie Jo & Bobo & Uncle Puppy by proxy
Fight the power, Moose!
ReplyDeleteum, ya, that'll show her Moose. GOOD thinking.
ReplyDeletejust read your about page. FASCINATING. you are, um, HUGE!
;) now i get the name. I sure like your Indian name too!
Well, Moose, if Bella had to go to the vet because she was faking it, I’ll be she’ll never to THAT again! We HATE visits to the vet! We’ve been jabbed by pokey things EVERYTIME we’ve had to go!!! Poor Bella, you can’t blame her for giving the big eyes to your Mom… You’ve got a really great Mom, and we can’t blame her for wanting to stay with you all! Hope your Mom doesn’t become too attached to her. Make sure that you do a LOT of loving on your Mom, so she keeps most of her attention on YOU! The CCC
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